A Man & His Wife Were Arguing About Who Was Better, Males Or Females? The Argument Turned Into A Pissing Contest, Literally. The Wife Claimed That She Could Piss Higher Up On A Wall Than Her Husband. The Husband Being A Man And Loving A Challenge Accepted The Terms. So, They Went Behind Their Garage, […]

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i didn’t know him the boy i knew had changed the guy before me was someone different i didn’t look at him the same way the boy had vanished a stranger was standing there the boy i had known as a brotherly-figure was gone felt like meeting someone unknown didn’t exchange much words only looking […]

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Virginity is like a Balloon, one prick and it’s gone for ever! Sex is like a pack of Chips, once you start you….can’t stop! An Exam paper is like a D**k, when it gets hard… people get fu**ed! Education is like hiring a prostitute, it needs both your money and your hard work! Success is […]

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Never Kiss A Police Woman, She Will Say Stop-Hands Up, Never Kiss A Nurse She Will Say Next Please, Kiss A Teacher She Will Say Repeat It 5 Times  

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Difference Between Good Girls And Bad Girls Good Girls Open Few Buttons In Hot Atmosphere, But Bad Girls Open All Buttons To Make The Atmosphere Hot.

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The teacher to a student: Conjugate the verb “to walk” in simple present. The student: I walk. You walk …. The teacher intruptes him: Quicker please. The student: I run. You run …

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On a crowded bus, one man noticed that another man had his eyes closed. “What’s the matter? Are you sick?” he asked. “No, I’m okay. It’s just that I hate to see old ladies standing.”

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A: Do you want to hear a dirty joke? B: Ok A: A white horse fell in the mud.

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When I want to teach the coulors, I just ask my students to pretend the phone is ringing and they will answer: Phone rings: “Green, green!” They answer: “Yellow?” They ask: “White?” They hang up: “Pink!”

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A teenage girl had been talking on the phone for about half an hour, and then she hung up. “Wow!,” said her father, “That was short. You usually talk for two hours. What happened?” “Wrong number,” replied the girl.

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