Teacher: “Batao Ladkiya Dupatta Kyun Pahnti Hai?” Pappu: “Mam, Science Ki Wajah Se” Teacher: “Wo Kaisi” Pappu: “Kyunki Science Bhi Is Baat Ko Manti Hai Ki Khane Peene Ki Cheezo Ko Dhakk Kar Rakhna Chahiye“

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A Man & His Wife Were Arguing About Who Was Better, Males Or Females? The Argument Turned Into A Pissing Contest, Literally. The Wife Claimed That She Could Piss Higher Up On A Wall Than Her Husband. The Husband Being A Man And Loving A Challenge Accepted The Terms. So, They Went Behind Their Garage, […]

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Son : Daddy, I fell in love & want to date this awesome girl. Father : That’s great son. Who is she? Son : It’s Sandra, the neighbour’s daughter. Father : Ohhh I wish you hadn’t said that. I have to tell you something son, but you must promise not to tell your mother. Sandra […]

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३ जना गफाडी बच्चाहरु गफगर्दा पहिलो बच्चा:-यार हाम्रो बा ले हलो जोत्यो भने धर्तिनै फाट्छ यार। दोस्रो बच्चा:- तेरो बाउ त के हो र हाम्रो बा ले त प्लेन उडायो भने आकास नै फाट्छ्। अनि तेस्रो बच्चा:- तिमीहरुको बाउ त के हो र, हाम्रो बा ले त झन् पादयो भने कट्टुनै फाट्छ।

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Eak jana pakhe Dharan bat bus ma Kathmandu jadei thiyo ra man ma k k kura garda gardei Kathmandu pugexa ani bus bat utrine bittikai bus ko tala niurer herna thalexa khalasi le dekher bhanexa khalasi – o dai k hernu bhako pakhe – Yo bhale hoki pothi?

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एउटाले NCELL Customer Care मा फोन गरेछ एउटी केटीले फोन उठाइः कस्टमर केयर सेन्टरमा तपाईंलाई स्वागत छ । केटाः थ्यांक यु एनसेल स्टाफः म तपाईंको के हेल्प गर्न सक्छु? केटाः म तिमीसँग बिहे गर्न सक्छु? एनसेल स्टाफः तपाईंले गलत नम्बर डायल गर्नु भयो । केटाः हैन मैले सही नम्बर डायल गरेको, बिहे गर्छौ मसँग? एनसेल […]

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Husband was sick and lying on the bed, so he asked his wife. Will you marry again if i died all of a sudden. Wife: No of course not, how can you say that? Husband: Then whom you gonna stay with?? Wife : I will stay with my sister for the rest of my life, […]

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The biggest 3 tragedies of Life: 1. Life Sucks. 2. Job Sucks, . . . 3. But wife doesn’t.

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श्रीमान : बिहेपछि त जीन्दगी कुकुरको जस्तो भैराछ । श्रीमती : के को कुकुरको जस्तो हुनु नि कुकुरभन्दा पनि विजोग भने सुहाउँछ । श्रीमान : किननी ? श्रीमती : अब कुकुरले १ घण्टासम्म नन्स्टप गर्छ तिमि भने एक मिनेट पनि तग्न सक्दैनौ ।

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धुर्मुसे मुलासाग को घर गयेर:- धुर्मेसे:- ए मुलासाग मलाई तिम्रि छोरि को हात चहियो? मुलासाग :- तलाई मुर्दार किन चहियो मेरो छोरि सुंतलि को हात??? . . . धुर्मुसे:- किनकि अब मेरो हात थाकि सक्यो…….. बुझ्ने ले हास्नु, नबुझ्ने ले कार्टुन नेट्वोर्क हेर्दै बस्नु!

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