Difference Between Good Girls And Bad Girls Good Girls Open Few Buttons In Hot Atmosphere, But Bad Girls Open All Buttons To Make The Atmosphere Hot.

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The teacher to a student: Conjugate the verb “to walk” in simple present. The student: I walk. You walk …. The teacher intruptes him: Quicker please. The student: I run. You run …

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On a crowded bus, one man noticed that another man had his eyes closed. “What’s the matter? Are you sick?” he asked. “No, I’m okay. It’s just that I hate to see old ladies standing.”

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A: Do you want to hear a dirty joke? B: Ok A: A white horse fell in the mud.

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When I want to teach the coulors, I just ask my students to pretend the phone is ringing and they will answer: Phone rings: “Green, green!” They answer: “Yellow?” They ask: “White?” They hang up: “Pink!”

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A teenage girl had been talking on the phone for about half an hour, and then she hung up. “Wow!,” said her father, “That was short. You usually talk for two hours. What happened?” “Wrong number,” replied the girl.

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Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room. The teacher says, “Why are you arguing?” One boy answers, “We found a ten dollor bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie.” “You should be ashamed of yourselves,” said the teacher, “When I was your age I didn’t even know […]

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Patient: Doctor! You’ve got to help me! Nobody ever listens to me. No one ever pays any attention to what I have to say. Doctor: Next please!

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Patient: Doctor, I have a pain in my eye whenever I drink tea. Doctor: Take the spoon out of the mug before you drink.

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